Gentle gift suggestions from your favorite lifestyle brand.
easiest live aquarium plant
Marimo Moss Ball
What makes it dope is its ability to 'swim'
6 Marimo Moss Ball Variety Pack, $13 at Amazon
Big Bowl With Tiny House
You heard they like houses so put a house in their house
La Maison Inondée Bowl, $24 - $55 at MoMA Design Store
helps serious reader focus
Squeezy Canoe
The canoe's inflation level can be adjusted to vary the intensity of the 'cocooning' effect
Calming Squeezy Canoe, $159.99 at National Autism Resources
33 for green vetiver lovers
unisex
Indie Perfume Sampler
bluer skies is just fresh, happy sunshiney 100% cali girl
Perfume Sample Discovery Pack, $24 at Chris Rusak
dried rice
gracefulness of hands
"Miso" Nail Polish
Miso is the perfect savory beige
Miso, $19 at J.Hannah
Insect Mesh Suit
Suit tf up!!!
Lixada Mosquito Suit,Repellent Bug Jacket Mesh Hooded Suits Unisex Ultra-fine Mesh Insect Protective for Fishing Hiking Camping Gardening, $23.99 at Amazon
good gift for dad?
Muji Nail Clipper
"The rolls royce of nail clippers" - amazon reviewer
MUJI Japan Nail Clipper [Large 8cm], $9.50 at Amazon
100% supple silicone
Softie Grip Grass
Comes in nice colors like mint, gray, navy, etc
Grip Grass, $9 at poppin
peaceful presence
soft
soft
Gigantic Miffy Lamp
One of many large units in this guide
Miffy XL design lamp, €199 at MrMaria
破财消灾
Renminbi Pillow
Depicts a roll of fifth-series 100 yuan banknotes
Rolled Banknote Shape Pillow, Renminbi, $82 at Etsy
Silica Mag Print Bundle
It's like 032c but about animals instead of hot people
The Critter Issue Print Bundle, $20 at Silica Mag
magnetic clasp
includes four rolls
Heavy Minimal Lint Roller
The smoothest and most pleasant way to remove dust and hair from your clothing or home
tornado simple, $100 at thepeanutdresscompany.com
Cream Cheek Blush
Great color payoff v easy to use gel formulation
Cream Cheek , $7.80/ea at Canmake Tokyo
the cat will love
so ceramic
much crafty
it is foodsafe tbh
"Waterlily" Cat Fountain
The cat will love
Cat Fountain "Waterlily Leaf", $148 at ThirstyCat Fountains
The Best Exfoliant
For someone that’s looking to start anew (every night)
Biologique Richerche Lotion P50 “1970”, $27 at Rescue Spa
u can get from sephora very good for facial massage
Facial Lifting Tool
They will love it
Mount Lai Gua Sha Facial Lifting Tool (in Xiyuan Jade), $28 at Sephora
many options
tempting
Purrfect Picnic Plush Toys
Temptingly pre-stuf'd with USDA certified Organic Catnip
Feline Frenzy Plush Toy Collection, $9.90 at P.L.A.Y.
more data-rich biz card
Personalized 3x5 Index Cards
A generic, handsome gift for the creative professional
250 Personalized 3 x 5 Cards, $49 at Levenger
free surveillance
*random laughter*
*random laughter*
Sexy Speakers
They have Alexa built-in!
HAY Sonos One Limited Edition Speakers, $229 at MoMA Design Store
A Book of Apple T-Shirts
A history of the first 20 years of Apple, told through employee and staff t-shirts
Apple T-Shirts, £195 at IDEA
wow look at the soles
Cozy Booties
A rugged alternative to Uggs
The North Face ThermoBall Traction Bootie, $59.95 at Zappos
Pretty Disposable Plates
For the host with the most (tip: get them 4+ packs for a disposable gift with heft)
WASARA MARU large plate, $8 at Oak Oak
functional configurations
Convertible Futon
Can be used as a bed, couch, literal shelving unit, and 2 chair 1 table combo
Campfield Futon, $749.95 at snow peak
Colossal Blobfish Plush
Give the gift of forever friendship and hugs
Colossal Blobfish, $119.99 at Hashtag Collectibles
ufo plant
sharing plant
pancake plant
Chinese Money Plant
Beautiful, dirty, rich
Pilea Peperomioides, $8 at Etsy
many other themes
Tiny Zen Garden
You could also make this by hand?
Lucky Cat Zen Garden, $18 at Etsy
pcr machine w/ heated lid
light activated bacteria
weigh boats
CRISPR
Genetic Engineering Home Lab
For the mediocre web dev looking for a way out
Genetic Engineering Home Lab, $1,849 at Odin
Insane Wine Drinking Tool
Looks like something from a genetics lab in a Ridley Scott film
Coravin Model Two Wine System, $300 at Neiman Marcus
Designer Ant Farm
Reminder that we are just bustling around in little tunnels in search of nutrients for most of our lives
Designer Hardwood Ant Farm (Walnut), $79.99 at Etsy
Curated by Alina, Patrick and Zoe.
Thanks to Nico, Daniel, Willis, Emily, and Jiji for suggestions.