The 2017 Computer Lab Gift Guide

Can’t figure out what to gift your loved ones this holiday season? We have some suggestions:

Sexy Scissors

For a desk to impress

Craft Design Technology Scissors, $61 at Need Supply

A Prefab House

For the neo-Luddite

1 Set prefabricated building, $30-$40 on Alibaba

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Cryptocurrency

For the person that has everything

on Coinbase

The Gold Standard

For glam investor

1 oz Gold Bar - Credit Suisse (In Assay), $1,275.89 at APMEX

Shoes to Ball In

For the Big Baller

ZO2: Sho’time Remix by Lonzo Ball, $495 at Big Baller Brand

A Lubricant

For the incel

100% Pure Jojoba Oil, $8.99 on Amazon

Cryptocurrency Merch

For the person who has everything, including cryptocurrency and a hardware wallet

Bitcoin Sweater, $59.99 at Hodlmoon

Stretching Tools

Everyone needs these!

AmazonBasics 1/2-Inch Extra Thick Exercise Mat with Carrying Strap, $17.99 on Amazon AmazonBasics High-Density Round Foam Roller, $8.75 on Amazon

A CBD Vape

Give Them The Gift of Chill

Wildflower CBD Vaporizer, $68 at The Alchemist’s Kitchen

A Refreshing Mist

For the parched (and several Moms of Lab)

Caudalie Beauty Elixir, $18 at Sephora

A Jade Roller

For your friend that likes Instagram

Royal Jade Roller Massager, $7.98 on Amazon

A Good Shoe

For the friend who needs shoes

Rick Owens SS18 Dirt Low Sneakers, $939 at Rick Owens

A Tiny Computer

For the friend that likes to code at bars

GPD Pocket Aluminum Shell 7 Inch Mini Laptop, $749.99 on Amazon

A Cryptocurrency Wallet

For the person that has everything, including cryptocurrency

Ledger Nano S Cryptocurrency Hardware Wallet, $71.93 on Amazon

A Gavel

For the friend who’s always right

Justice Gavels Wood Gavel and Sound Block, $31.99 on Amazon

Equinox Membership

Upgrade them to the big leagues

All Access Fitness Membership, $235/month Join

A Meditative Puzzle

For the colorblind masochist

Gradient Puzzle, $20 at Areawear

The Best Exfoliant

For someone that’s looking to start anew (every night)

Biologique Richerche Lotion P50 “1970”, $27 at Rescue Spa

Something Musky

For the spiciest person you know

Hwyl Eau de Parfum, $125 at Aesop

A Cool Cooler

For the survivalist

YETI Hopper Flip Portable Cooler, $249.99 on Amazon

An Everything-Proof Phone Case

For the phone protecc

OtterBox 3250 Series Drybox, $39.95 at Moosejaw

Nut Buttons!

For the memelord

Echo Buttons, 2 Pack, $19.99 on Amazon

A Lucky Fan

For the mans who is hot

Dyson AM07 Tower Fan, $349.99 from Dyson

Spa Day(s)!!

Don't forget about something for yourself!

10 Tickets Package, $200 at K-Town Sauna

All photos courtesy of the vendors